utah’s 10%.
recent polls have utah at 67% mccain and 23% obama. that leaves a mysterious 10% unaccounted for. i have a few theories on where this 10% is going.
1.2% - guys voting for their wife so she will do with her mouth that which is unintended by god
0.9% - the guy from footloose with the expressed hope that he will save them all through dance
1.3% - jesus
0.8% - people voting for “undecided” because they think it’s a robot who would become president and then they wouldn’t have to pick the old one or the black one
2.1% - JESUS (all caps)
0.5% - favorite disney character
1.1% - george bush
1.1% - warren jeffs
0.79% - their other wife
0.01% - the ether
